MCNGP :: MCNGP Constitution

JaR writes (Penned in a drunken stupor by Kat)We the People of the Microsoft Newsgroup, in Order to form a more perfect Certification, establish Justice, insure exam quality, provide for the common user, promote the general intelligence, and secure the Blessings of Microsoft to ourselves and our fellow MCSE's, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Microsoft.Public.Cert.Exam.MCSE newsgroup.

Article. I.

Section 1.

All Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the MCNGP, which shall consist of all the Members of the MCNGP, with Consultant, Frisbee, and other senior members as our Leaders.

Section. 2.

Clause 1: The Members of the MCNGP shall be composed of Members chosen by the Leaders of the MCNGP, and the Electors shall have the Qualifications requisite as stated on numerous occasions. If one is not aware of the qualifications, and can not look them up, they are not qualified.

Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained the use of Chalk's Phrase, preferably in it's pure form. Due to mitigating circumstances, i.e. John, creative variations may be accepted.

Clause 3: No person Shall be a Representative who shall have attained a certification, or promoted the use of, braindumps or other illegitmate study methods, such as not actually having used the product.

Clause 4: The House of Representatives shall not choose as a member one with the name Wong, EddieRox, or Cobol, nor anyone who has had relations with these members, or a donkey of any kind.

Clause 5: The members chosen must demonstrate knowledge of networking, Microsoft products, and general intelligence. Posters asking how to attain MCSE qualification need not apply.

Section. 3.

Clause 1: Members shall familiarize themselves with tinyurl, or some other variation, and use it whenever appropriate.

Clause 2: All members shall assemble at least once per year, in order to celebrate the goodness that is the MCNGP. Free beer will be provided. Steak and Lobster will be served. All members shall be treated as the God like beings they are.

Clause 3: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of no one, expel a Member for any reason they see fit.

Skip to section 8- the rest is too boring.

Section. 8.

Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of Certifications; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the Newsgroup

Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the Microsoft Newsgroup;

Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;

Clause 4: To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of ~!~A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S~!~ throughout the World;

Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; as we all know the imperial system needs improving on. The new system shall be metric, for all MCNGP'ers, punishable by death.

Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the MCNGP;

Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

Clause 8: To establish Mandatory Computer training for all users not intelligent enough to remember their password

Clause 9: To make accountable all IT managers with grande ideas of implementing various projects which by all means make no sense, and provide the dutiful, more intelligent workers beneath them with the wage and promotion they deserve.

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